But we will assume that you are lucky and you're lucky enough to find a cool hostess, who on his side, where her roommate walks up to 2 nights, as he tucked into bed, and what political views he holds. In such a case in front of you gets the next problem - where to buy swimming trunks that have forgotten at home, as well as food and fuel and lubricants, to celebrate the arrival and put in order rozshatanu nervous system. Hike to the supermarket or the market, however, not only soothes, but rather more of the displays themselves, as the prices infinity and human queues at the box office in some resort towns simply amazing ...
way, as well as the practice of paying the beaches, through which tourists once again forced to pay. And it is not clear "why", because they clean and the service level is the same as for free, that is, no. And the people out there stuck so much that to find a place quite problematic - well, "krevetochnikam" and "sweet Tubifex" in general has to go here almost over the heads of people to whom his vparim (overbought in the three mediators) products. Make it a try for the scheme as guides, drivers and aunt at the train station: always loomed before my eyes and bawl all the forces that they have the best product on the whole beach, because he, for example, a fresh (and it's 6:00 trade! ), cold (though contained in an ordinary bag to the terrible heat) or useful (bacteria are not taken into account, since, in principle, that the fish had fallen several times on the rocks, not too scary).
In general we can say that all the employees of the service sector in the Crimea are the following traits: persistence (as, for example, could not the whole day with a smile on his lips to entice tourists to my cafe "to eat"), communication (in the market You can make believe in the need to purchase even the most stupid things in the world - as the saying goes, "in memory"), as well as cunning (wanting to go down to Ai-Petri, I went to the taxi driver to get his price - he first agreed to go for 200 hryvnia per person, but when I saw that I depart, I remember, probably, the hospitality and the words "for you, dear," the amount dropped to 40).
Tours is generally a topic for another day, because his jokes here and missing. Firstly, how easy it is to guess, in all months, often trod tourist sits "well done" with a cash register, which is careful to everyone who wants to see a waterfall, the trail Golitsyn or some "mysterious pile of stones" purchased ticket the right to do so. Second, somewhere near constantly hanging out "drove-bezbash" in UAZ, which can save you from an exhausting march to the goal, but also to make people forget about it for a while and help for a few minutes to remember all his life (he who went to Jur-Jur with Vaska I understand). Third, we can not trust most of the legends that tell you the local - these, hangman, and not as yet can think of to lure tourists and help them to part with their money: I personally did not understand what the hell Mr. Golitsyn went for days on the rocks, trampling his famous track - really he had nothing to do at all? Well, in the fourth, any tourist attraction can be visited Crimea "for free" - it needs only a little imagination and persistence: in Hersonissos you can get, climbed over the fence with a special "tourist" ladder can go to museums for free telling a fable that you are a junior member of the Donetsk Regional Museum, and the Ai-Petri can get up and go down yourself if you stock up on dozens of strong words and sneakers, as well as the ability to decelerate through the trees.
This savings enables the "tourist" to reserve funds for the most important phase of travel - an evening stroll along the promenade, during which he will need those, because in this place to hunt for the money going to fire coaches, masters afrokosichok, experts on the throwing and shooting and "Aces cycling", which offer everything to try to repeat their tricks. On the waterfront cheat tourists are beginning to not only humans but also machines - "Boxer", "scales" measure the height and weight of wishing that those details are, in principle, for 300 years as needed, as well as the unit consisting of a hammer and a part of which they beat to determine the force of impact (on it instead of the word "wimp," "bull," "fellow," I would have written a single word "idiot", so it was covered at each stroke, regardless of what forces he was).
If this list of "distributing dibs on" Amusement add a photo session in luxurious gowns and animals, as well as karaoke - performance favorite "domes" and jumping on a trampoline, it becomes clear that to keep the money in your pocket in the Crimea is very difficult to because they are constantly trying to migrate into the hands of "the organizers of the festival." In connection with this last part of the holiday - leaving home - into a real meal: Purchase wines and gifts for loved ones be postponed until better times, but the diet significantly curtailed, through which he no longer gets baklava honey, apricots and cakes, which are finally trying to vparim former travel trade, "chaps" Melitopol, that is for me the last character of the Crimean vacation.
the very holiday that want to remember the details again and again and will certainly be repeated every summer!